Eurobabble

Fables, translated into French, German, Spanish, then back into English.

 
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THE leader has has office of the times, a person Economique a pretty day accelerated vorausgesagt, into a large screen action, to place, strips has cleans remained would not make buys that it to sell in the sidewalk;, but the time, and person. Therefore the person Economique brought an action against the leader office of the times for the costs of the screen.

"Its honor," the lawyer of the accused says if the case was called, "I move even, this anesthetizeing action the departure is me to that. You would be has not only my customer in any responsible manner of the loss, but of it prefiguró clearly that very thing, that caused."

"That this is to pains, its honor," reciprocated has could make to the advice for the favor; "the accused that that making that an exactly prognostic deceived my customer in the only manner that it consequently. That that placed it to bed, if and, if that it or the legal or upright battle intellect has to say the truth."

The judgment for the favor.
A Forfeited Right

THE Chief of the Weather Bureau having predicted a fine day, a Thrifty Person hastened to lay in a large stock of umbrellas, which he exposed for sale on the sidewalk; but the weather remained clear, and nobody would buy. Thereupon the Thrifty Person brought an action against the Chief of the Weather Bureau for the cost of the umbrellas.

"Your Honour," said the defendant's attorney, when the case was called, "I move that this astonishing action be dismissed. Not only is my client in no way responsible for the loss, but he distinctly foreshadowed the very thing that caused it."

"That is just it, your Honour," replied the counsel for the plaintiff; "the defendant by making a correct forecast fooled my client in the only way that he could do so. He has lied so much and so notoriously that he has neither the legal nor moral right to tell the truth."

Judgment for the plaintiff.

 
   

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