A tried peace
You kill were of the one to the other citizen and the United States
of in the devastating of the wars if, in the year 1994, a
philosopher in Madagascar raised become, who placed been has before
the governments of the two incorrect country of the MODE following,
BY it:
"It kills hard regarding now will be defended; but any citizen or
the subject of or by the countries that the injonction will be
forced to separate the cabelleras of the masacradas from all
persons, and that with an official locality places to received and
appointed to preserve, to retain that and sworn and to return, a
true calculation of that. To the end of each one kills in or on the
country, or so soon like possible, or to uniform periods affirms if
through contract equipped, under a change of cabelleras under the
two governments, that cabellera has for the cabellera, without the
consideration for the sex or the age; the government, that has
itself the largest number even tasará in the redundance, to think
logically of $1000 a cabellera, andThe government the quantity. It
gives a time in each
decade a general regulation when it had balances, to the nation of
the creditor into the mexican dollar will be paid."
The project became, that necessary contract makes, with which
legislation supposed to carry out its measure; the philosopher of
Madagascarene took its seat in the temple of the immortality, and
the peace spreads its white a fly moreover the two nations, to the
indescriptible the profaneer of its plumaje. |
A Treaty of Peace
THROUGH massacres of each other's citizens China and the United
States had been four times plunged into devastating wars, when, in
the year 1994, arose a Philosopher in Madagascar, who laid before
the Governments of the two distracted countries the following MODUS
VIVENDI:
"Massacres are to be sternly forbidden as heretofore; but any
citizen or subject of either country disobeying the injunction is to
detach the scalps of all persons massacred and deposit them with a
local officer designated to receive and preserve them and sworn
to keep and render a true account thereof. At the conclusion of each
massacre in either country, or as soon thereafter as practicable, or
at stated regular periods, as may be provided by treaty, there shall
be an exchange of scalps between the two Governments, scalp for
scalp, without regard to sex or age; the Government having the
greatest number is to be taxed on the excess at the rate of $1000 a
scalp, and the other Government credited with the amount. Once in
every decade there shall be a general settlement, when the balance
due shall be paid to the creditor nation in Mexican dollars."
The plan was adopted, the necessary treaty made, with legislation to
carry out its provisions; the Madagascarene Philosopher took his
seat in the Temple of Immortality, and Peace spread her white wings
over the two nations, to the unspeakable defiling of her plumage.
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