A prophet of the
diabolical
A Funerario that member of Etait of a confidence saw to regard a man
that in a Pala, and that has inherited why to the task been is not.
"Because" the man said that in a Pala to regard, "I am to the
Sepultureros of the company of the national extortion, and we decide
notches to limit the production of and receive more Gelder for the
production diminished. A corner notches have we in and proposes, it
to the best advantage to work."
"My", said the one that Etait is an of one, "this one the majority
of that and injurioso. If the people cannot be secured by notches,
fear make more long not dies make anesthetizes covered I, that it,
and the better interests of the civilization to itself as soon as a
sheet of with frost." To blow and, it its eyes in its handkerchief,
it to moan are it removed run. |
A Prophet of Evil
AN Undertaker Who Was a Member of a Trust saw a Man Leaning on a
Spade, and asked him why he was not at work.
"Because," said the Man Leaning on a Spade, "I belong to the
Gravediggers' National Extortion Society, and we have decided to
limit the production of graves and get more money for the reduced
output. We have a corner in graves and propose to work it to the
best advantage."
"My friend," said the Undertaker Who Was a Member of a Trust, "this
is a most hateful and injurious scheme. If people cannot be assured
of graves, I fear they will no longer die, and the best
interests of civilisation will wither like a frosted leaf."And
blowing his eyes upon his handkerchief, he walked away lamenting.
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