Eurobabble

Fables, translated into French, German, Spanish, then back into English.

 
The man of the principle

DURING a downpour of the rain of the Custodian a garden of Zoológico has itself observed that a man, the principle under the stomach of the avestruz low bend, that drawn had to its full dreams of the height.

"Why, is appreciated my it gentleman," said, "if you anxious are, to received,, wets you the best would make, in the purse of kangourou under there femininely to push - the SALTARIX MACKINTOSHA - for, if this avestruz awakes it a step to the death in a minute give becomes." to the Custodian.

"I cannot help answered that," the man of the principle to distinguish that with this of the high contempt of the practice of considerations its type. "A step to the death can give if wishes becomes, but until it, the refuge gives me, that would storm me. The screen swallowed."
The Man of Principle

DURING a shower of rain the Keeper of a Zoological garden observed a Man of Principle crouching beneath the belly of the ostrich, which had drawn itself up to its full height to sleep.

"Why, my dear sir," said the Keeper, "if you fear to get wet, you'd better creep into the pouch of yonder female kangaroo - the SALTARIX MACKINTOSHA - for if that ostrich wakes he will kick you to death in a minute."

"I can't help that," the Man of Principle replied, with that lofty scorn of practical considerations distinguishing his species. "He may kick me to death if he wish, but until he does he shall give me  shelter from the storm. He has swallowed my umbrella."
   

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