Eurobabble

Fables, translated into French, German, Spanish, then back into English.

 
The Savior

Demanded year the magnificent one gives an award to shower the salvamento and socorrismo l Human Corporation hurry SIXTY-TEN-FIVE presented to himself even before the President of and.

"Why, yes," the President says; "wager competed harvest gebräunten d d effort enthusiastic should have saved a considerable number of check. How much saved you?"

"Soixante-dix-cinq, the mister," replied to his of Door stipulated punishment directive.

"Alas, yes, that is an each one - the very good work - the very good work c, truly," the President says. "Only will have you loudspeaker hurried sowed serves n l now magnificent of gives an award to Corporation, corn recommendation shower employment harvest several stations of rowboat salvavidas l wager the coast. Did competed corn that saved gebräunt of hurry commented one?"

The Door stipulated punishment directive the check replied to:

"Are us of the officers of the law, and we returned ourselves to pains you persecución of two forbidden murderers."
The Life-Savers

SEVENTY-FIVE Men presented themselves before the President of the Humane Society and demanded the great gold medal for life-saving.


"Why, yes," said the President; "by diligent effort so many men must have saved a considerable number of lives. How many did you save?"

"Seventy-five, sir," replied their Spokesman.

"Ah, yes, that is one each - very good work - very good work, indeed," the President said. "You shall not only have the Society's great gold medal, but its recommendation for employment at the various life-boat stations along the coast. But how did you save so many lives?"

The Spokesman of the Men replied:

"We are officers of the law, and have just returned from the pursuit of two murderous outlaws."
 

   

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