The Savior
Demanded year the magnificent one gives an award to shower the
salvamento and socorrismo l Human Corporation hurry SIXTY-TEN-FIVE
presented to himself even before the President of and.
"Why, yes," the President says; "wager competed harvest gebräunten d
d effort enthusiastic should have saved a considerable number of
check. How much saved you?"
"Soixante-dix-cinq, the mister," replied to his of Door stipulated
punishment directive.
"Alas, yes, that is an each one - the very good work - the very good
work c, truly," the President says. "Only will have you loudspeaker
hurried sowed serves n l now magnificent of gives an award to
Corporation, corn recommendation shower employment harvest several
stations of rowboat salvavidas l wager the coast. Did competed corn
that saved gebräunt of hurry commented one?"
The Door stipulated punishment directive the check replied to:
"Are us of the officers of the law, and we returned ourselves to
pains you persecución of two forbidden murderers." |
The Life-Savers
SEVENTY-FIVE Men presented themselves before the President of the
Humane Society and demanded the great gold medal for life-saving.
"Why, yes," said the President; "by diligent effort so many men must
have saved a considerable number of lives. How many did you save?"
"Seventy-five, sir," replied their Spokesman.
"Ah, yes, that is one each - very good work - very good work,
indeed," the President said. "You shall not only have the Society's
great gold medal, but its recommendation for employment at the
various life-boat stations along the coast. But how did you save so
many lives?"
The Spokesman of the Men replied:
"We are officers of the law, and have just returned from the pursuit
of two murderous outlaws."
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