Eurobabble

Fables, translated into French, German, Spanish, then back into English.

 
The Zarigüeya of the future

A day a Zarigüeya that slept had to hang it higher branch of a tree through the maintenance man snake, awoke, and a large injury of the snake of the member has, seen under it and the Übertragungsweg of the tree. "If I endure," has it immediately said, to "I will be swallowed; if I leave, I goes the neck would break."

But suddenly he has reflect to hide himself immediately. "My it has is perfected," said, "my fatherly, that an in you a proof and the nobleman illustration of the theory of the development recognizes. They are the Zarigüeya of the future, the surviving of last attack of our Typs, the ripe result of prehensility progressively - each maintenance man snake!"

But the snake, trusts its ancienne of the appearance in the story of biblical, was supposed severe ortodoxo, and not the scientific panorama.
The Opossum of the Future

ONE day an Opossum who had gone to sleep hanging from the highest branch of a tree by the tail, awoke and saw a large Snake wound about the limb, between him and the trunk of the tree.
"If I hold on," he said to himself, "I shall be swallowed; if I let go I shall break my neck."

But suddenly he bethought himself to dissemble.
"My perfected friend," he said, "my parental instinct recognises in you a noble evidence and illustration of the theory of development. You are the Opossum of the Future, the ultimate Fittest Survivor of  our species, the ripe result of progressive prehensility - all
tail!"

But the Snake, proud of his ancient eminence in Scriptural history, was strictly orthodox, and did not accept the scientific view.
 
   

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